Really we are heading down this path?
I mean really, I dont care, and it seems the public around the world, where it is an “issue” in the media at least anyway, dont care. I am a bit like “umm hang on just a sec….” I think it has got to the point now where the majority of people just dont give a fuck anymore, now I have spoken about not giving a fuck on more than one occasion, and comedian Jon Lajoie, sure doesnt give a fuck in his latest video.
So if we dont give a fuck much about anything anymore than this is surely going to be awesome right! what else can we normalise or make acceptable in society today?
Ok lets think, swearing? Nope, thats pretty much acceptable now, by everybody young and old at any time of day at any place you can think of. Yes even the C bomb is on telly!
Ok so over the last bunch of years, we pretty much have whole heartedly accepted into our society and way of life: Gays, Fags, Sluts, Tramps, Trollops, Bums, The Homeless, Trans gender (Girls with meat, guys with a gash), Aboriginals, Coons and Boongs, Bogans, Black people, Slopes & Asains and people from other cuntries. (see what i did there!). Its fine to walk down the street and not be hassled if your a teenage mum (who clearly doesnt give a fuck.. or more correctly does!), and no one cares if your a Hippy, a Jew, Disabled, into Porn, into Disabled Porn, not into Porn, into Porn but just not Disabled Porn, a Nerd, a Feminist, left wing, right wing, political stance, religious belief, musical taste, suicidal, depressed, mental state, or just loves to get high.
So I see no damned good reason why to give a shit about gay marriage. I see no reason to give a shit about normal marriage. Seems we can all just do what ever the fuck we want to, and everyone is basically encouraged not to give a shit anymore, and if you do give a shit, it means there is SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU! and everyone is entitled to have a crack at YOU now because you give a shit.
“Hey everyone look at that guy over there giving a shit!” what a dumb ass Shit-Giver.” will be the cries when someone makes a stand saying enough is enough, ” Hey I have morals and I dont think homo sexual transgender couples should be allowed to adopt children unless they are married”.
So if this is basically where we are now, what does the future hold I ask?
What more can we throw out there into the mix to be accepted in the years to come?
I guess the only criteria is that it has to be seen as disgusting or abhorrent today, so in 10-30 years time we are all ok with it.
Ok so heres some ideas:
Nudity: Anywhere anytime, get your dick out down the street, designer jeans showing off your freshly shaved snatch pit? Yep this is going to be fine in a few years to come. Chicks have been oppressed for too long wearing tops thats for sure. Get em out ladies.
Jacking it or Public Sex: Yep this will be fine soon, we can hug, kiss cuddle, fondle and so forth now without a care, so the next logical step is a BJ at the bustop. Booyeah hi 5 grandpa!
Drugs: This is pretty obvious, legalisation brah, no jail time for me. Save time and money and let the cops catch some real criminals
Necro: Some like the dead, who are we now to say whats wrong and what right, you feminist no-religion public masturbater!
Rangas: This is a big call, but it’s going to happen. They will be one of us, without prejudice! (Im not a ranga I swear 
Supporting Terrorism / Rebel factions / Other countries: I see no reason why this cant be the new multiculturalism of the future. Just because I’m Australian doesnt mean I have to support my countries beliefs, on whats wrong and who’s right. Maybe I think we shouldn’t have invaded that country or participated in world-wide evil schemes and rorts to control and benefit our interests while others suffer? Thats why I donate just a dollar a day to Rebels-R-Us (TM) to bring justice to this world. I guess a bit like David Hicks, minus the whole locked up and tortured thing in Guantanamo bay, right? Oh where were you there Australia?
De-regulate everything: Not sure how this would work, but a basic rethink of everything, where a free-for-all anything goes society is a good start. I mean we cant trust the current system with stocks crashing, and our super for retirements dissapearing. So lets go back to basics, get rid of regulation and rules, you choose what you spend ALL of your money on, and how you do it. If living for ever is your thing then good for you. If you want to blow it on a wild time then do it. But dont expect a handout when you’re done and only 36.
I’m sure I could come up with more, but I think thats a good start and in the right direction.
Right I’m off to eat at a new restaurant that has just opened up in town, Cannabalissimos. Its a fresh new genre of dining, with a killer menu to die for. eehmmm-emmmm tasty! (dont you judge me Ranaga)
It seems every day of the year, every week of the year, even months of
the year have a specific name, meaning, or cause or awareness attached
to them, and Its starting to piss me off!
At my work, there isnt a week go by, where I am reminded that it’s
some sort of ’day’, that I must be AWARE of, or worse participate in.
If I wanted to be aware of some rare fucking disease, that I dont give
a shit about I would do my own research.
If we become aware of all these illnesses and different causes we’d all
have chronic depression (theres a day for that) and information overload
of basically just pointless crap that means nothing to most of the
population.
Yes I know breast cancer is a bitch, but we dont need to have a whole
god damn week devoted to it, Hell I dont even have tits, and even if I
did I’m really only going to give a shit when its a problem. Just like
all the people who promote and get behind these causes. They didnt give
a shit, before they were effected by the cause, and now just because
they are involved in it, they all of a sudden have to give a shit, and
take it upon themselves to try and make ME give a shit. I dont give a
shit, and dont feel I or anyone else should have to give a shit, because
there is too much shit going on, floating around and clogging up our
minds, we cant think straight which makes us feel all shitty!.
I do not need or want to be aware of your shitty cause or awareness.
Ignorance is a bliss, a little awareness or interest is fine, but too
many causes and events are taking up our days. Soon we will have to have
a day amongst the year called ‘Ignorance awareness day’. Or “I dont give
a fuck month”, just so we can get some damn peace and be left alone to
choose only what we want to pay attention too.
You see thats the way our minds work, we are inquisitive. When
something sparks our interest, we may actually give a shit enough to
find out more. It has never been easier to find out more. This is called
research. We have the internet. So if I want to know about how life is
with AIDS and all about being a gay on gay for gays day then I’ll jump
on the internet or a faggotty forum and find out. But to be honest I
just dont give a shit.
You know whats worse than someone banging on about how they quit smoking or how they just joined a gym and are on track to loose 10kgs by the end of the month? No…you cant guess?…. well I’ll tell you. Bitches declaring their pregnant and demanding my acknowledgement of their wonderful achievement. Listen love, I realy admire your happiness that your pregnant, thats great. But lying on your back and coping a cunt-full-o-cock isnt exactly a great achievement, certainly its been done in the past many a time before. Hell even your own mother laid down like a little bitch and took that cock like a champ. But most of all I just dont give a shit. No one really gives a shit, they will pretend to be happy for you and ask you this and that, but really they are either 1, jealous themselves, 2, coulnt give a shit, 3 couldnt give a flying fuck, 4, wish you would just shut up and die. 5, all of the above.
The worst part is for anyone who is in co-ee of this leg spreader - sperm recipticle that calls herself a mother to-be, is that they will have to put up with the whole boring saga for 9 months. Only then will they be able to breath a sigh of relief for a few weeks while she brings another person into this world of joy.
There are several stages that one must endure during this period, they are:
Stage 1. OMG Im pregnant! look at me, congratulate me, I am so good. I am going to be the best mum.
Stage 2. All about the mum, im feeling good looking good, and have grand ideas for the nursery, do you want to hear them?
Stage 3. Here look at my ultrasound….This is his arm, no wait that its head…and look hes smiling! isnt he cute….
Stage 4. Im pregnant and feel like shit, but im wearing special pregnant clothes to mask my insecurity that the fact that no one is looking at me or that interested in the baby that much anymore…
Stage 5. Ohhh anytime soon, the belly rub, the put on walk, the talking to the baby, and all the grand plans for after the birth.
Stage 6. The going away party, more like a “thank fuck your going” party.
Questions to avoid asking the mum-to-be. “so are you going to eat the afterbirth?”
It doesnt go down well, the question that is, despite it being common practice in some parts of the world.
So if your pregnant, do us all a favour, and shut it.
Listen up fatties. No one gives a shit about your efforts to lose weight and become a respceted member of society. Serioulsy we dont, and because we dont, we dont want to hear about it. This is because you are fat, and fat people dont have any respect with normal sized people, so what you say means fuck all to us. If you wish to loose weight then we support your efforts and wish you the very best, but do so quietly and keep your shame and achievements to yourself. Normal sized people will give you a nod or perhaps even a wink if your fat loosing is really taking hold and are starting to look like a normal person. But please just shut the fuck up in doing so.
You see a person who is fat that has perhaps lost 1 or 2 kg’s because they managed not to eat a truck load of donuts on the weekend, and did a lap around the block thinks that they are the best, and that they deserve to share their victory and efforts with the rest of their friends or co-workers. They dont. 1 they are still fat. 2. by talking out loud so that everyone on the whole floor can hear how you take the stairs instead of the lift now, or how you have started taking up walking on the weekend not only sets yourself up for failure and pityful amusement amongst co-workers in a couple of weeks time when you have a blowout on the bacon and fat flavoured chips, but it also shows how obnoxious and shallow you are and how much you crave attention from normal sized people. You are not a winner. you are not special. No one thinks any different of you. Your fat. Still.
Talking out loud about calorie counting and how that the muffin you ate at morning tea was only 1 point, just further shows that you are still a hungry fat pig. As these fatties babble on out loud, it makes me sick to visualise the image of these fat asses crammed into tight strethchy gym shorts sweating away while flab, flabs all over the place, so please just shut the fuck up. I dont want to hear about it as im trying to work and enjoy my day. Whats worse is when you have 2 or 3 fatties talking about their fatness out loud so everyone can hear. We dont care, you are not fooling anyone, you will put the kilos back on, faster then they come off. But we wont hear about that will we! No you will go all quiet and retracted. Failure! You do not deserve our praise so stop expecting our support.
The same goes for alot of people who “quit” smoking. Nothing pisses me off more than some fag up in your face, sounding off about how good they feel now that they have quit smoking, and that life is going to be so much better and that all the money they are saving is great. blah blah blah. Shut up fuck head. We know already. We arent stupid, and we know that there is a fair fucking chance that you will go back to habit like the weak little pussy you are. So shut your blabbering pie hole on how ‘good life is now’ because again we dont want to hear it. I mean how stupid are you? If you choose to smoke then good onya. Just dont expect me to give a shit when your dying, but do expect me to be a bit pissed off at you, as thats where my taxes are going. To support your health problems.
So smokers and fatties, until you really have comitted to life change, given up the fags and/or are normal sized and remain normal sized and have kept your mouth shut during the process. - then you are still a greasy fat smokey pig fucker that does not have my respect.
Fucking cops can eat my shit. You know who else can eat some of my shit? the god damn wankers who operate the speed cameras in the state of Victoria, Australia. Because no doubt that job has been outsourced now to a bunch of retarded companies who clearly dont give a shit about anyone.
Ok so I got a speeding fine and I am having a winge. The problem is though its fucked for so many reasons but the main one is that it was for 115 Kmh in a 110 zone on the calder freeway. 5 little god damn k’s is not worth $146.00 and my safety (or anyone elses) is not at risk from traveling that fast I don’t give a shit what you say. If I was doing 125+ then I’d cop the fine on the chin and move on. But this is bullshit. Ripping off the public for petty “speeding”. speeding doesn’t kill, its lack of concentration, skill, respect and carefulness. But those things cant be measured by the fuzz, so we have to put up with these fines, just another tax on the population.
What they really need to crack down on is retards on our roads. Like full retards who sit in the right hand lane blocking traffic, or cunts who pull into my “buffer zone”. This whole wipe off 5 thing is a joke, if peds are going to get hit, they are going to get hit. All the ads about it point to some fucked up slut walking out on the road because she cant keep her mind off cock, or a kid coming out on the road because he is a little dipshit that has no parent supervision. MAYBE, just maybe the campaign should be about not craving for cock around traffic and watching the road, as well as looking after your kids if they are young and fuck-assing around the roads. Not to mention some education for kids. hell I used to ride my bike to school on my own when I was 5 or 6. I crossed roads and everything and even then I knew to look for cars and everything because my parents taught me all about it. Its not hard! but no the TAC and whoever else behind all this rubbish is asking the DRIVER to wipe off 5! Maybe they should change the campaign to ‘wipe out 5′, with the object of the campaign to wipe out 5 idiots who walk out onto roads without looking. Then all we would have left are people who:
1. know how to drive, – fast when appropriate
2. no more derro cocksags to run into about the place and no need for crap ads.
What really pisses me off is that the government allows all of this rubbish to happen, so they can eat my shit as well, while I shuv this fine right up their fucking ass too!
Anyway, something positive to learn out of all of this?
I recommend anyone in Victoria who is sick of fines and bullshit to check out these links
Locations of fixed cameras http://www.justice.vic.gov.au/camerascutcrashes/ (dont worry about the other propaganda on the website)
Get some of these? http://www.ghostplates.com/
or download an excel spreadsheet with all the spots that mobile cameras can operate here: http://www.policespeedcameras.info/speed_camera_locations_vic.html
fight the fine here: http://www.fightfines.info/
Im a pussy so im going to pay mine, but I will be taking some action for change, as in the link above.
I dont really need a GPS becuase im spatially superior, but I might have to investigate if you can plug in these locations into a gps navigator, to warn you that you are in a mobile speed camera zone?
Safe driving mother fucker.
